Grumplin – Weathered Coastal Shark Duo Figurine Set
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- 73,500 happy customers
- Ships by Mon, September 28
Two Sharks. One's Thrilled, One's Over It.
Your shelf looks correct. Beige, balanced, nothing out of place — and nothing that says a single thing about you.
Then you set down these two. One tall and goofy, one short and completely unimpressed.
The joke only works because there are two of them — the personality lives in the space between their faces.
Guests notice. Then they smile.
The taller shark stands 5 inches; his grumpy friend sits at 4.
✓ A room that finally sounds like you
Safe decor can't be wrong, but it can't be interesting either. These two do the talking your stacked books never did.
✓ Guests always ask about these two
The contrast between them is the whole story — one hopeful, one done with it. People pick them up. People ask where you found them.
✓ Weathered finish, not toy-store shiny
Soft ocean tones with a distressed, worn-in look. They read as styled decor, not as a gift-shop gag.
✓ No restyling, no rearranging
Set them on a console, a shelf, a stack of books. They fit the space you already have.
What you get today
- Grumplin two-piece shark duo
- The tall-and-short contrast that makes the pair work
- Ready to place — no assembly, nothing to unwrap and figure out
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Get your Grumplin shark duo today while this batch is still in stock.
Try Grumplin at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look right in your space or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Are both sharks included, or do I buy them separately?
Both are included. You get the tall one and the short one together, because the pair is the point.
Will they tip over if bumped?
No. Both have wide, flat bases that sit steady on a shelf or table. They're solid resin, not hollow plastic.
Can I put them in a bathroom or near a window?
Yes. Resin handles humidity fine and won't warp. Direct, all-day sun may soften the color over years, so a spot with indirect light is best.
Do the three finishes look the same in person as in the photos?
Very close. Each piece is finished by hand, so small variations in the distressing are normal — that's what keeps them from looking machine-made.
Specifications
- Size: Tall shark 2 x 2.75 x 5 in. Short shark 2.25 x 3.25 x 4 in.
- Material: Resin with a hand-finished, distressed paint effect
Bring home the shark duo everyone will ask about — available for a limited time.
Does the denim paneling feel stiff to wear?
No. The panels are placed at the neckline, lapels and sleeves to hold structure, not across the body. The parts that touch you most are soft ribbed knit.
Can I wear this as my actual jacket in fall?
Yes, in mild to cool weather. It's a substantial knit layer, so think crisp fall days over a tank or tee rather than deep winter.
Will the knit stretch out at the elbows and hem?
The ribbed construction is built to spring back, and the denim panels take the stress at the sleeves and edges. Hang it rather than folding it to help it keep its shape.
Does it close in the front?
It's designed as an open-front layer. That's what lets the denim lapels frame the outfit underneath.
- Size: Length 27.5–30 in; sleeve length 22–23.5 in (see size chart tab for full measurements)
- Material: Soft ribbed cotton-blend knit with denim panel detailing
- Available in: 8 colorways
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry to keep the knit's shape
Every order is covered by our 30-day guarantee, starting the day your order arrives. Many issues are solved without sending anything back — damaged, wrong, or ill-fitting items are typically replaced free.
Changed your mind? Return it within 30 days of delivery for a refund — you cover the return postage, and there is no restocking fee. See our Refund policy.
No extra taxes or shipping charges. What you see is what you pay.
Your order is dispatched within 1–2 business days and delivered within a further 3–8 business days — most orders arrive within 4–10 business days. Free shipping with USPS, and you'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.
